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| Abnormal Cyrus |
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| $26.99 |
Name of Deceased: Abnormal Cyrus Date of Death: 12/12/74 Favorite Place: Musty basement Favorite Color:
Puke green Favorite Food: Sautéed blue birds Hobby: Counting cracks in the ceiling Dream Occupation: Optometrist Random Banter:
"An eye for an eye", he mumbles, as he hunts through the night. Cyrus was tormented as a child. He spent his days drawing
pictures of people with no heads. Monday morning, his body was found hanging from his favorite tree. It was obvious that things
would turn out this way. Always alone, rejected by society.
| Hester Golem |
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Name of Deceased: Hester Golem Date of Death: 11/19/80 Hobby: Sewer hunts Favorite Food: Spoiled poison
ivy yogurt and a side of moldy peaches Goal: To feel whole Favorite Number: 8 Favorite Color: Rotten yellow Genealogy: Created
out of mere accident, the joining of rare parts. Hester was known to wander through abandoned houses. His remains were found
at the bottom of a cardboard box with a worn edge. He leaves behind no family, but a lifetime full of nightmares.
| Rita Mortis |
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Name of Deceased: Rita Mortis Date of Death: 1/28/77 Favorite Food: Fish bones Favorite Number: #320059874
(her first prison id number) Favorite Place: Dumpsters Favorite Color: Putrid purple Hobby: Making lists of people she hates.
Gossip: "Evil is what they called her at school, a troublemaker, a menace to society." Rita was always known to stand out
from the crowd. Her parents ignored her unruly behavior, thinking it was just a phase. Her death was a relief for those who
could no longer deal with the troubled youth. Her family sighed, spit on her grave, and walked away. It was the most attention
they had ever given her.
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